Three Year Extended Warranty

John Thomas Toys are of an extremely high quality and as a consequence you can expect to pay a little more than you would for those made of inferior materials.

John Thomas Toys only use medical grade, platinum silicone for all our dildos, dongs, butt plugs and anal stretchers. Cheaper sex toys or adult toys may look similar but we urge you to do your homework before you part with any cash!

John Thomas Toys are extremely durable – the same cannot be said for cheaper sex toys. A lot of sex toys will discolour over time – platinum silicone will not. A lot of sex toys are prone to tearing – again with platinum silicone this is highly unlikely.

Sex toys from cheaper materials tend to need a laborious cleaning process before you can store them for their next use. With John Thomas Toys, you can simply wash in hot soapy water, leave to dry and then place in the free storage bag which we send you.

Alternatively, feel free to put your adult toy in the dishwasher – although it might be best to ensure you tell your partner first incase anyone stumbles upon a jumbo silicone dong amongst the cups and plates!

Medical grade platinum silicone is of such a high quality that if you wish, you may place our sex toys in boiling water to totally sterilize them. While we do not recommend that you share your adult toys, if they have been sterilized you can rest assured that any nasty germs or bacteria have been killed.

Cheaper sex toys cannot be cleaned this thoroughly, furthermore, our sex toys are non-porous so no bacteria can get inside the toy.

Platinum silicone is also phthalate free which is imperative as phthalates are a known carcinogen and many adult toys used this plastic softener in the past.

As you can see, because of the quality of our sex toys' composition, we know we are delivering an excellent product. Therefore, we offer a 365 day quibble free return policy. If you check out our competitors you will see that this is quite a rarity in this day and age. Essentially, we have such great confidence in our products that we are happy to make this offer.

We value our customers and desire to make any return process as painless as possible. Therefore in the unlikely event that your sex toy develops a manufacturer’s fault within the first year simply send it back to us and we will refund or replace. Terms and conditions apply - these can be viewed on our main website.

Medical grade platinum silicone is an impressive material hence our enthusiasm to offer a year warranty on our sex toys. If you look after your adult toy, clean and store it appropriately then you can expect it to last a very long time.

We appreciate that some of our large silicone dongs and huge silicone dildos have quite a premium price tag. Therefore, some customers wish to gain peace of mind that their investment is protected for longer should it develop a fault.

If you wish to do so, you may extend the warranty on your adult toy from 1 year up to 3 years. To do so, simply place your platinum silicone dong in the basket and then navigate to ‘Optionals’ where you will see the extended warranty.

We recommend all customers to retain a copy of your receipt in the event of an issue. It important to note that the warranty does not cover cosmetic deterioration caused by wear and tear, accident, misuse or neglect. Any sex toys wishing to be returned must first receive an RMA number from John Thomas Toys.

If you are looking to purchase one of our sex toys for your partner this Christmas, an extended warranty is a great addition of peace of mind for you both.

Synthetic Pubic Hair

John Thomas Toys always strive to deliver innovative products of a high calibre. Indeed, we are always looking at ways to improve the customer experience – whether it is the ease with which you can contact us or the quality of the product you receive.

Having had over 15 years experience within the adult toy industry we use that knowledge to deliver exactly what the customer is looking for and endeavour to look after them from their initial interest in a product, all the way to after sales customer care in the months or years ahead.

We realise that a lot of customers intend to buy our platinum silicone dongs and large silicone dildos to use with a harness or sex machine. Although most of our sex toys will fit for this type of usage, they will not always be best suited. Therefore we strongly encourage our customers to get in touch with us prior to ordering to ensure that we help guide them into the best purchase for their requirements.

If are using your sex toy with a harness or fucking machine then it is prudent to invest in some dry lubricant – vac-u-powder- as this is poured into the adult toy’s cavity and facilitates application and removal of the vac-u-lock plug. Furthermore, for all anal play a sexual lubricant is essential. In regard to these two requirements you will see that we stock powder and intimate lubricants making it convenient for the customer to make all necessary purchases at one time and in one place.

Another new way in which we intend to give the customer the best possible experience is with a new product we have been working on. It is known as Synthetic Pubic Hair and enables you to totally customize your platinum silicone dong or huge silicone dildo.

The hair itself is made from nylon and delicately attached to a lace netting and helps to create an authentic look to your favourite sex toy or adult toy.

The product itself is available in 2 different sizes. There is a small size which is to be used for platinum silicone dildos of the 7” and 9” variety. The large size is for our massive silicone dongs and huge silicone dildos in the size ranges of 12” and 16” respectively.

The synthetic hair is actually very easy to apply, all you need to do is place a small amount of the free adhesive to the back of the lace netting and position it upon your platinum silicone dildo. You may even cut it to the correct size, width or style which you feel adorns your sex toy the most aesthetically. In the event that you wish to remove the hair at a later stage, your purchase would also come with a free bottle of adhesive remover.

We would like to point out that this product is only to be used with your platinum silicone dildo or large silicone dong. It must not be used on the human body nor with low quality sex toys which are not platinum silicone dildos.

With the hair attached, you will notice that you have personalised your adult toy and also made it look more authentic – so hopefully, the next time you are pleasuring yourself with it you will enjoy the experience more as a consequence.

When you are in a position to order your first platinum silicone dong or massive silicone dildo, simply scroll to the bottom of the products page to find the optional synthetic hair.

To select the synthetic hair you need to choose from the choice of sizes and then add to your basket.

Platinum silicone dongs and platinum silicone dildos made by John Thomas Toys are all of a medical grade quality. As a consequence, our sex toys are body safe and will not produce an allergic reaction. Furthermore, they are non-porous, stain resistant and unlikely to tear. They are simple to clean and can even be placed in boiling hot water to sterilize. If you look after your adult toy then you will truly be amazed at how durable they are. The good news is that after your investment you can use it time after time with peace of mind that it won’t let you down!

Squirting Sex Toys

Adult toy customers love to choose from our extensive range. Our aim is to provide such a broad selection of quality sex toys that ultimately you find everything you could hope to find in one place. We all come in different shapes and sizes and as a consequence our sex toys are all available in 4 different sizes so you can be sure that the toy you choose fits you well.

Please refer to all the specifications found on each platinum silicone dong prior to ordering as you may be surprised at the size and weight of some of these large silicone dongs or huge silicone dildos.

With our sex toys available in either small, medium, large or extra large there is no reason why you cannot have the design you want. Furthermore, there is a choice in firmness for you to consider also! Super Soft Medium is our most favourite though.

Before you order consider what your requirements are. Do you intend to use the sex toy alone or with a partner? Do you want to attach it to a harness so you can penetrate your partner or vice versa?

Additionally, did you want to use it will a sex machine or fucking machine? These are all pertinent questions in enabling you to make the right choice.

While most of our sex toys are pretty versatile – they can be used for anal or vaginal penetration – some have been particularly designed for one or other orifice.

Therefore, before you buy your next adult toy consider where you plan to use it as some of our designs have features which enhance your anal or vaginal experience in a more superior manner.

A new feature on one of our designs of platinum silicone dongs is the ability to spray a liquid into your orifice at the moment of your own choosing! If you can spray a warm liquid into your vagina or anus then in effect you are recreating the feeling of being sexually penetrated by a man’s penis which is ejaculating sperm and semen inside you.

Many men and women find this feeling to be highly erotic and enjoyable however, it may be that they are single or their partner is away so they cannot enjoy it at the present. With a John Thomas Toys squirting platinum silicone dong there is no need to be disappointed again.

This clever design has been incorporated into one of our best platinum silicone dongs called the Sampson.

The Sampson is an eye-catching muscular treat of a sex toy guaranteed to thrill time after time. Furthermore, this adult toy has been made with three different colours of medical grade platinum silicone in a hand pouring process known as fusion. As a consequence you can be sure that if you order one of these designs, that no-one else will have one quite the same. Yes that’s right – every single one of these adult toys will deviate from every other one subsequently made.

The Sampson has a hidden channel which is utilised by the free syringe and tubing you receive. In order to gain the full experience, simply fill the syringe with warm (not hot or boiling) water or some edible fluid. Then when you are ready to feel the release simply plunge down on the syringe to feel it spray out inside you.

Some customers love their partners to release the liquid for them just as they are reaching their own climax and find it a wonderful experience.

N.B The Sampson platinum silicone dildo can be used with or without the spraying syringe attached and is one of our most popular designs to date.

In addition, using your own warm water or other body safe fluid, means women do not need to worry about pregnancy or neither men nor women need to worry about the spread of STD’s but they can still enjoy the sensation.