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So, you have your lovely collection of dildos and enjoy using them for some very intimate "me time", but how can you get even more enjoyment out of your collection?


If your dildos are from John Thomas Toys (JTT), then you will have a convenient hole in the base, which is vac-u-lock compatible.





Vac-u-lock is a system pioneered by Doc Johnson in the USA where dildos can easily be attached to other items and swapped over quickly and without any fuss spoiling "the moment".


John Thomas Toys supply their dildos with a handy suction cup adaptor that uses this hole in the base to good effect. They are great for using your dildo on smooth surfaces, but other options are worth considering.


Firstly we have strap-on harnesses, lots of which are also vac-u-lock compatible. So you can use your dildos for pegging or vaginal penetration with a partner. This is incredibly enjoyable for both parties but let me tell you my preferred use of the vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base of JTT dildos.


Fucking Machines


Don't get me wrong; there is nothing wrong with a good session with a dildo using hand power or even being on the receiving end of a partner wearing a strap-on harness. But once you have experienced the pleasure and unbridled power of a good machine rodgering, you'll know why I like it so much.


Fucking machines offer many advantages over good old-fashioned quim-sticking, but with a few disadvantages too. These are outweighed by the sensations and hard orgasms you can enjoy on the receiving end of a mechanical fucking.


Why opt for some machine fun?


There are many reasons to consider enjoying a dildo on the working end of a fucking machine. The main one is the sheer performance and power of a fucking machine.


Sorry guys, no one can go on and on for hours without a break, but a fucking machine can.


No one is capable of high-speed thrusting indefinitely, but a fucking machine can.


No matter how well-endowed someone is, you can't just swap out their cock for something bigger or with more texture.


I am not bashing penis owners out there; I'm just stating some facts. You may be surprised to hear that fucking machines lend themselves to some kinky couples' play sessions.


Have you ever fantasised about double penetration or even double vaginal penetration?





Well, a fucking machine can allow you to explore those fantasies with a partner without the hassle of bringing another person into your love life.


They most definitely lend themselves to BDSM and power play sessions too. Throw in restraints and a blindfold, and you are in for a fantastic ride.


While great for able-bodied kinksters, they can also be perfect for anyone with disabilities that prevents them from being able to enjoy some intimate penetrative play.


When used on your own or within a couples play session, it allows penetration play without worrying about the partner's weight or other positioning issues. So they can be ideal for anyone with knee or back problems.


So to summarise the reasons to investigate sex machine play:


  1. They are capable of long sessions without tiring.

  2. They can thrust at mind-bending speeds generating unique sensations.

  3. You can quickly change the dildo depending on your mood.

  4. They are a great way to really get the most from your dildo collection.

  5. Oh, and it isn't going to want you to make it a sandwich after getting you off.


There are some drawbacks to using sex and fucking machines, though; these mainly revolve around cost, storage, setting it up, and putting it away afterwards.


They can be expensive, but you can shop around and get some good bargains. More costly models allow more control, even remotely over the internet, which is perfect for cam girls or anyone in a long-distance relationship.


They are pretty bulky (small ones are available but tend to lack performance), so where you store it between play sessions needs to be considered.


But that said, even with those disadvantages fucking machines have so much to offer. I love enjoying my collection of them. Yes, I have to admit to being a little bit addicted to being on the receiving end of one.


Some dildo recommendations.


Now let me tell you my favourite John Thomas Toys that I enjoy using with my fucking machines.


For vaginal play, dildos such as Mr Michelin and Twisted Tentacles are simply sublime.







The strong external textures feel incredible when thrusting in and out of me. My vaginal walls take great delight in this sort of play, and high-speed fun with these bad boys leaves me breathless. The orgasms are incredible.


I like hard and fast pounding vaginally, and these two dildos are highly recommended for some fucking machine fun.


For anal play, I prefer minimal textures but enjoy changes in girth. For that reason, The Don is absolutely perfect.






I relish the feel of it stretching me open on the way in and that relaxing feeling as it withdraws again. The vein detailing on the side gives some pleasant sensations without being too much, and that is why I love it.


For vaginal and anal fucking machine play, lube is your friend.


Tom of Finland® Water Based Lube is great and lasts well while you lay back and enjoy yourself or for anal play; the Tom of Finland® Hybrid Lube is better as it lasts much longer.








Silicone or hybrid lubes are the perfect option for anal play; trust me, your anus will love being pampered with some, especially when faced with a hard machine rodgering.


Hopefully, that has piqued your interest in experimenting with some fucking machine play. They really are a great way to expand on the pleasure you get from your dildo collection. I love mine, and they have allowed me to enjoy my John Thomas Toys dildos in some incredible play sessions.


For anyone worried about the "rise of the machines", I have enough lube so bring it on.....




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What is an influencer?

You may have heard the term influencer being floated around on the internet and media. But what is a social media influencer, and how can they be used to improve your business's sales and reach?

An influencer is simply someone with an audience. Whether that is on Youtube, Instagram, Twitter or Facebook, and many other platforms - you get the idea.

A social media influencer's audience is a group of people that your business can be introduced to, hopefully with some of them becoming customers.




Why work with influencers?

Most businesses have a budget for advertising, whether that be online or in printed media. Advertising is expensive, and it is something that constantly tugs at many businesses' finances.


Social media influencers can be a very cost-effective way of advertising your business for many reasons. You can seek out influencers that use your types of products

or are within your target community with its demographics. The audience of these influencers are probably the exact people your business is looking for to convert into sales leads.

The influencer market is estimated to be worth $16.4B in 2022.

Types of influencers

There are many different types of influencers out there. Some concentrate on video content, and they are ideal for businesses looking to have someone demonstrate your products in creative ways to their audience.

Reviewers are another type of influencer. These people have an audience looking for in-depth information about products and services. Once published, reviews stay live, delivering a steady stream of leads, unlike traditional advertising with ongoing costs.

The use of short video content is growing, with platforms like TikTok gaining in popularity.

What types of influencers should you engage with?

There are influencers with millions of followers and others with just a few thousand. As a business, it may be tempting to look for the influencers with the most extensive number of followers as we are used to looking for advert impressions. This can be a costly way to look at the influencer market.

Smaller influencers tend to resonate with their audiences more, and these influencers can often generate the most sales leads, which is why John Thomas Toys enjoys regular partnerships with many.

Micro-influencers (5k to 100k followers) often provide a more cost-effective advertising opportunity. Over 82 percent of consumers are likely to buy something a micro-influencer recommends. Micro-influencers also have high trust levels within their audience.

How to work with influencers

When thinking about using influencers, look around as there are many to choose from. Find influencers that resonate with your own ethics and business ethos.





Look for influencers with high engagement rates. You want influencers who don't talk "at" their audience; you want those who talk "with" their audience. These are the ones who build trust, and their audience engagement will build your brand awareness.

You must trust their messages and how they conduct themselves if they are going to be brand ambassadors for your business.


Don't just use one influencer; build up a network of influencers and let them know who you are working with. That can lead to collaborations between influencers, which means more opportunities to get your brand or products to an even larger audience.

Look at different compensations options when approaching influencers. They work incredibly hard at what they do, and they should be compensated.

Some like affiliate programs, others prefer to be paid for their time, while others will work with you in exchange for products.





Please get to know the influencers you are interested in and build a rapport with them.

The personal touch is essential when working with influencers. Remember, they have to be able to trust you and your products or service if they are going to recommend them to their audiences.

Conclusion

Influencers are a very cost-effective way to get your brand or products in front of a vast audience. Word of mouth recommendation is much more effective than traditional advertising methods.

Embrace influencers, and see how they can help you grow your business cost-effectively and in an entertaining manner.

Many businesses find that they never turn back once they start liaising with influencers.

Unlike traditional advertising methods where you have to pay for adverts' exposure, content produced by influencers lives forever on the internet. This makes it a very cost-effective advertising method that can help to stretch your marketing budget.

It's a great way to grow your business through influencer exposure, so what are you waiting for? www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk

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Pup play has received quite a bit of media attention recently, mostly good, but some of it is just sensationalised. The fact that you are reading this means the thought of it must interest you, so I will let you know what it is all about.


Pup play is a form of escapism with a sexual element, and it's part of the BDSM spectrum of activities. Participants like to get into the mindset of puppies or older dogs and their owners while acting accordingly.


While this may sound a bit weird from the outside, it's a lot of fun with many people enjoying it. It involves lots of playtimes and can also involve training and punishment for wayward pups, of course.


As part of pup play, dressing the part is considered very important by most practitioners as it helps you get into the mindset of a pup.


A collar and leash is the simplest accessory that can be worn to help a pup get into the role.


Want to treat or humiliate your pup depending on their outlook on life? Take them into a pet shop and try collars on for size; that way, you know you are getting a good fit.


A collar signifies ownership and can also be used for control purposes with the leash. Good pups can also have their own dog tag with their name and owners' details on it.


Hoods are a popular element of pup play, and they allow the wearer to get into the role of a romping puppy; these range from beginner’s hoods to fully fitted customised ones that cost hundreds of pounds.


You can also get mittens with pawprints on them and hobblers that bind your calves and thigh together so you can only get around on all fours. These all help the wearer get into the mindset of a puppy. Mobility restrictions, collars and hoods all help create the scene for those who enjoy pup play.


But things can get much kinkier


For more kinky play, tails can be worn. Often these come in the form of a butt plug that the wearer inserts and wears, proudly wagging their tail.


One fun version of the dog tail butt plug is the Good Boy from John Thomas Toys. It is thin, body-safe, and so much fun. Insert it, and then get wagging to show everyone how much you enjoy it. Its narrow tail makes it easy to get a good wag going.









They combine the pleasure of butt play with pup play, and when you wag your tail, you feel some delightful sensations through the butt plug. So, if you see a pupster wagging its tail, you can rest assured that they really are happy.


Some of these tail butt plugs can even vibrate, and the pup's owner can even use ones with remote control capabilities to reward good behaviour from afar.


Don't forget to use some good quality water-based lube with any butt toys, though, such as J-Jelly.





Things get even kinkier when you think about some of the incredibly realistic dildos on the market based on a dog’s anatomy. Yes, you read that right; you can even enjoy the pleasures of a dildo shaped like an animal’s phallus.


Some might think that strange but think of it like this. You are just using another fantasy dildo shape; it's just for pup players, its handy if the fantasy dildo is a dog’s cock. So you can enjoy one without the shame or possible police involvement if experimenting with the real thing.


These fantasy dildos feature a knot that considerably widens the shaft by the base. It can be a real challenge that is so much fun to overcome. Often it is the knot play that users of these dildos find most enjoyable.





Check out the Original Dogs Cock platinum silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys to see what I mean about a knot. It really makes those last few inches a real squeeze to get it. They have it in stunning colours, and their fusion pouring technique produces incredible colour mixes.


Pup play can be as vanilla or as kinky as you want it to be. It can be fun to play as the pup, but owning one can be so much fun too.

They need lots of exercise, playtime and attention. Remember, a Pup isn't just for Christmas, so look after yours and always keep them on a leash (unless they are playing).


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