Sex Machine Riders Guide For John Thomas Toys Dildos

Let me tell you about one of the big passions in my life, and that is sex machines. I love being on the receiving end of one. The way that they can go on and on without tiring is fantastic and is perfect for long edging sessions or just quickies.

Sex machines are capable of incredible performance that will make your toes curl and laying back and just feeling one hammering away inside you is amazing.

One of the best things about sex machines is that you can kink things up by varying the attachments you fit on the end of the thrust rod.

There are lots of different attachment methods for sticking your dildo onto the end of your fucking machine. It can get confusing with weird names like Quick-lock, Kliklock or XLR. All are designed to allow you to quickly change dildos, but lots of these systems have some serious drawbacks.

My favourite attachment method is called the Vac-u-lock system, and it is so easy to use. You get an adaptor on the end of your machine's thrust rod, and vac-u-lock compatible dildos have a hole in the base.

To mount the dildo, you push it onto the adaptor, and that displaces air from the hole in the base of your dildo holding it tightly in place. To change the dildo, just break the seal with a finger and pull the dildo off (ooer that sounds rude).

It's a rapid and easy way to change dildos mid-play without losing the mood, which is why I love it.

My favourite supplier of vac-u-lock compatible dildos is John Thomas Toys. Their fantastic range of body-safe silicone creations is perfect for safe play no matter what orifice you need hammering into next week.

Preparation

You are going to need to get some things together to get the best out of a fucking machine session with a dildo such as the Spock's Cock (an amazing dildo with a fantastic name too).

You will also need some good quality lube, as sex machines can really shift, so lube is your friend. I can recommend J-Jelly as it's water-soluble and non-irritating.

Don't forget a towel; it's helpful to catch lube, squirt, cum or whatever and helps reduce the laundry bill if things get messy.

Top Tip: I also put some corn starch inside the holes of my dildos as it helps make it a little easier to remove them from the attachment.

Positions

I can give three main positions a solid recommendation from personal experience. For smaller textured dildos from John Thomas Toys, like the small Ramsta I prefer to get a good seeing to on my back, missionary style.

This is because the machine can be angled down, and I can enjoy some seriously quick thrusting that feels sublime (don't forget the lube). Plus, it's a fantastic position if I feel lazy and want to just lay there while being pleasured.

I prefer doggy style for larger dildos that widen as you take more of it, such as the Don.

That's because, in that position, it helps to open you up to take more and more. Plus, let's face it, who doesn't enjoy being hammered from behind in that position.

Now for exhibitionists out there (I am talking to you kinky web performers), your audience would really enjoy seeing you take on a John Thomas Dildo while sitting on the edge of a chair with the machine on the floor.

This position helps the viewers, or your admirers see what is going on, and webcam shows like this can quickly get the tips flowing in. Plus, open-legged positions like that allow you to show off the rest of your assets, and of course, your hands are free to thrill your audience in other ways.

John Thomas Toys dildos are perfect for just enjoying yourself or with a friend or as a prop in a webcam show. The vast range and, dare I say it, huge sizes mean they feel incredible and look incredible too.

Sex machines are the perfect way to take your dildo play to the next level, and I have so much fun with my John Thomas Toys dildos and stretchers.

So if you enjoy a bit of fucking machine play, you should check out the John Thomas Toys range of silicone dildos. Their lifetime guarantee and materials used are second to none. You also get a great storage bag to protect your investment and new friend.

Now get on over to their website, and let's all look forward to the "rise of the machines".

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Pegging

Pegging, if it’s good enough for Deadpool, then why not try it yourself

You can't deny it; pegging has been getting much attention lately and a resurgence in popularity. Even Wade Wilson (Deadpool) is partial to a bit of face down, ass up fun with his partner. Who can forget that iconic scene in the Deadpool film?

For those unaware, "Pegging" is a term used to describe anal penetration by someone wearing a strap-on dildo. Often it involves a penis owner being on the receiving end of a strap-on worn by someone else, but in fact, it can involve any gender. After all, we all have a 'tradesman's-entrance'.

In this article, I will give you some pointers and tips on how to increase your enjoyment of this popular activity and, just as importantly, doing it safely.

Now, the thought of being penetrated anally may not appeal to most people at first glance but think about it for one moment. The anus is packed full of nerves, and anal play can be incredibly pleasurable, taking your sex life to a new level of kink and fun.

Anal sex isn't without its challenges, but when done right, it can be amazing. Pegging can take your intimate play to a whole new level of enjoyment.

So why would you want to be pegged?

Pegging is often associated with power-play dynamics. Usually, it is the penis owner behind doing the work and, of course, the penetration. But with pegging, that dynamic is often reversed with the strap-on owner taking on the more dominant role.

This is one of the reasons why Dominatrixes often enjoy pegging play, as they can use it to put someone in their place. But it isn't all about power play or BDSM; pegging can be gentle, loving and highly intimate.

Psychologically there is a lot to unpack there but rest assured, the desire to be pegged is totally normal.

So, what do you need?

Firstly, you need a partner who will enjoy pegging, as either the giver or receiver of the action, of course.

Next, you are going to need three main things. A strap-on harness, a dildo that is compatible with it (more on that in a moment) and lube, lots of lube.

Lube is your biggest friend when it comes to anal play as your anus doesn't self-lubricate, and dry bumming is just a huge no, no.

Harness types

Many different strap-on harness types are available, and a quick google will show you some excellent options. There are two main methods of holding a dildo in place on a harness, and the type you opt for will affect the dildos that can be used with it.

One popular method of attaching a dildo to a harness is with silicone 'o'-rings. This requires a dildo with a flared base to work, which is its main disadvantage over the other method. A silicone ring is placed over the dildo, and this ring is attached to the harness providing a secure way of holding a dildo in place as you thrust with it.

My preferred option, though, is to use a vac-u-lock compatible strap-on harness. The Vac-u-lock system allows quick and easy dildo swaps, so you could try lots of different shapes in one session without long pauses that could ruin the mood.

Dildo types

As with harnesses, there are many different dildo options available online. One thing you need to be aware of is material types when selecting a dildo.

Steer clear of cheap dildos made from jelly, PVC, silagel, or anything porous. You don't want bacteria to start growing inside the surface of your dildo, as that will be impossible to clean.

I always recommend silicone dildos, as platinum cure silicone such as the blend used by John Thomas Toys is non-porous, both latex and phthalate-free and also hypoallergenic. In other words, the perfect dildo material and perfect for bum play.

Cleaning is easy as you can just wash these dildos in warm soapy water or use an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner on them. You can even clean them in the dishwasher or boil them to sterilise them so you can use them between partners.

Silicone is the god of dildo materials, and it's the only option I recommend or use myself, for that matter.

Dildo Recommendations

This is something that is going to be different for everyone. But I will suggest a couple of beginners, intermediate and challenge dildos from the excellent John Thomas Toys range of silicone dildos.

For beginners, you will want something with not too much girth and a relatively smooth shaft. For that reason, check out UMBUNGO'S FINGER, or GOOD BOY, which is a dog’s tail. It sounds weird, but it will be great for getting used to being pegged and building your confidence. Start with something small unless you are already an anal Olympian, in which case John Thomas Toys have you covered there too.

Look at the BULLY BOY (above) with its tapering shaft for intermediate play, which will gradually expand you as it penetrates.

If you want to stretch and get used to pegging, then the EDGEWARE TRAINER (below) is a good option; its tapered shaft will keep you on your toes and help you to enjoy larger toys.

Lube up and stay lubed

Lube is key to good anal play; you need lots of it, and you will need to keep it topped up during longer play sessions.

John Thomas Toys have a great range of lubes but stay away from the numbing ones if you are training, as you need to listen to your body.

I can highly recommend the J-Lube, which comes as a powder that you mix yourself, and it's a highly cost-effective way to have lots of lube available for play. So, it's good for your wallet/purse as well as your ass.

Other good options are the Tom of Finland® Hybrid lube and the Anal Lube (natural).

Joanne's top pegging tips

1. Lube is king; as already stated, use lots of it and keep it flowing. Put it on the dildo and also work some inside your anus before you start to play.

2. Relax and choose a dildo you can easily insert for your first session. Try it yourself before handing it to someone to fit to their strap-on harness.

3. Only use body-safe materials like silicone.

4. Agree on a safe word to use if things get too intense.

5. Get comfortable, doggy is an excellent position and make sure the room isn't too cold.

6. Think about warming the dildo before use, as it will make insertion a much easier task. Cold dildos make you clench. So, soak the dildo in warm water for ten minutes before use.

7. Think about using an enema kit before anal play if you are squeamish because it prevents a possible mess.

8. Communicate during your session; if you are the giver, listen to the receiver and take things slowly.

9. Don't be the person whose eyes are bigger than their ass. Start small and work your way up to the more substantial toys.

10. Enjoy. Anal can be amazing when done right, just remember the lube and start slow and small before getting more adventurous.

I hope you have found this helpful information. Pegging can be a fantastic experience, no matter which side of the dildo they are on. It is very intimate and can be used in lots of different role-play scenarios to spice up your bedroom fun and games.

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Animal & FANTASY dildos

Kink things up a bit with an animal-themed dildo.

Some people like to make controversy where none exists, which is certainly true for sex toys based on animal parts. Yes, I am talking cock here, horse cock, dog cock, whale cock, you get the idea.

The critical distinction about animal dildos is that they are just dildos. It isn't like you are going bottom-up to a werewolf or a dragon, but you could be, I suppose, in your imagination.

These are fantasy dildos that break some of society's taboos, and they have some incredible features for you to enjoy to tempt you to try them.

Don't get me wrong; regular dick-shaped dildos are a lot of fun. They are ideal for exploration or just getting some of what you enjoy when the real thing isn't available. But they can be a little plain.

Apart from length, colour and girth, differences between human form dildos are pretty minimal. They pretty much all look and feel the same. Yes, you have cut or uncut versions but let's face it, a cock is a cock.

Fantasy dildos are becoming more and more popular as a result of people wanting more.

More texture, more variety and more kink.

Within the fantasy category of dildos, we can find all manner of animal-themed dildos that will stretch more than just your imagination.

Why animals? It's a bit naughty, I guess, but more importantly, they have some impressive features you won't find on any human for dildo.

Now take the Comanche War Horse as an example.

Painstakingly modelled on the images and painting of the 1800's warhorse "Comanche". It is striking in its realism and details.

It features some pretty fantastic features, the huge bulbous glans that take some stuffing. Once inside, it almost draws the rest of the dildo in behind it. But the fun doesn't stop there. Halfway down the shaft is a generously proportioned medial ring that gives you another challenge.

He is also a big boy, huge in fact, and that is a trait shared by all John Thomas Toys dildos, stretchers and plugs. The small sizes are lots of fun for most people, but if you like a challenge, check out the available eye-watering sizes on offer.

On the subject of equine delights, the Donkey Dong is also another classic animal-themed dildo, and this one also features a bulbous glans and medial ring too. But it is longer, much longer, so that it can be used for extreme anal depth training. He will give you one hell of a ride.

Animal dildos don't just include horse or donkey delights; think of how kinky the Japanese can be and their love of tentacle porn. Yes, tentacle porn.

Well, you too could be riding and squirming your way to pleasures yet unknown with the Original Tentacle Dildo. There is something about this one that rocks my boat. The ridges and suckers on it are a texture queens dream come true. Lube him up and let him pleasure your holes as they have never been pleasured before. Be a part of your own hentai fantasy and experience the touch of the octopus first hand.

There seems to be a theme here: amazing features and textures just not available on a regular dildo.

Next, I want to draw your attention to the OGLIN

a cross between an Ogre and a Goblin. This gargantuan cock has some imposing ridges and textures that will make your toes curl as you accept the challenge of trying to take it all.

Thrusting with this one feels like multiple cocks are ramming inside you one after the other; it's just another example of extreme textures and fantasy designs adding to the fun.

Now, if horses, donkeys, ogres and tentacles don't pique your curiosity for animal dildos, then imagine a snake working its way up inside you. Maybe that is the stuff of nightmares, or perhaps it is another texture lovers fantasy come true.

The Snake is a beautiful bendy delight. The head is a scan of a real snakes head that was then modelled onto a body with some of the most interesting and beautiful textures you will find on a dildo.

The shape and the drag caused by all the scale details make for a slippery ride that teases and pleases. Image him squirming his way deeper and deeper, making you bite your lips are you try to take it all.

When shopping for fantasy dildos, or any other dildos for that matter, you need to focus on materials and quality, and John Thomas Toys have got both of those covered.

They manufacture their animal and fantasy dildos using copper molds. This is a much more expensive way of making dildos, but it ensures that each one out of a mold is perfect and the same as the first. Quality matters, which is why they have a lifetime warranty on their silicone dildos; not many other manufacturers can match that.

They also only ever use 100% body-safe platinum cure silicone. This means no phthalates that can leach out of your toy. No latex allergy problems, and it also ensures the surface of the dildo is non-porous. This makes cleaning quick and easy.

You get a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor and a quality storage bag too.

So to summarise, there is nothing wrong with experimenting with an animal dildo. It can really provide you with some fantastic new sensations and opportunities to let your hair down.

Don't be vanilla; kink things up a bit and see why animal dildos are becoming so popular these days. This writer is hooked on them for all the right reasons.

Check out the range available at John Thomas Toys and chose a size that will give you a most enjoyable challenge.

Get your kink on.

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