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As such, each dildo in this colour is individual, and the colouring of each sex toy using this method are aesthetically different and bespoke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo tentacles are better than one, you asked repeatedly for this - so here it is, enjoy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith two intertwined tentacles and highly textured suckers, this deep sea scholar will keep you wanting more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwisted Tentacles begins with a narrow pointed tip, and gradually widens towards the base for a progressive filling sensation, while the suction cups along the tentacles are ridged for supreme sensations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"John Thomas Toys","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Deep Sea \/ Soft","offer_id":58175876432255,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Deep Sea \/ Medium","offer_id":58175876465023,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Posy \/ Soft","offer_id":58175892160895,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Posy \/ Medium","offer_id":58175892193663,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Deep Sea \/ Soft","offer_id":58175876694399,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Deep Sea \/ Medium","offer_id":58175876727167,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Posy \/ Soft","offer_id":58175892226431,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Posy \/ Medium","offer_id":58175892259199,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Deep Sea \/ Soft","offer_id":58175876956543,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Deep Sea \/ Medium","offer_id":58175876989311,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Posy \/ Soft","offer_id":58175892291967,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Posy \/ Medium","offer_id":58175892324735,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"X Large \/ Deep Sea \/ Soft","offer_id":58175877218687,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Deep Sea \/ Medium","offer_id":58175877251455,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Posy \/ Soft","offer_id":58175892357503,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"X Large \/ Posy \/ Medium","offer_id":58175892390271,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0967\/7806\/0159\/files\/TwistedTentacle1.png?v=1776419626"},{"product_id":"stonker-platinum-silicone-stretcher-dildo-clearance-1","title":"STONKER - Platinum Silicone Stretcher Dildo - CLEARANCE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #817236;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLEARANCE ITEMS DO NOT COME WITH FREE BAG OR LIFETIME WARRANTY\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #817236;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBags are available separately \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/johnthomastoys.co.uk\/products\/john-thomas-storage-bag\" title=\"Storage Bags | John Thomas Toys\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk\/john-thomas-toys-stonker-silicone-stretcher-reviews.html\" title=\"Stonker review by Joanne's Reviews\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eclick here\u003c\/a\u003e to read an independent review from Joanne's Reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNB:\u003c\/strong\u003e This toy is available in a hand poured technique called fusion. 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