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It’s a moment that feels alive, as if the creature itself is claiming its victory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold, imaginative and unmistakably ocean‑born, \u003cstrong\u003eCephalopod’s Revenge\u003c\/strong\u003e is for those who crave a little myth, a little mystery and a whole lot of deep‑sea drama.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"John Thomas Toys","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Rage \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791333759,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Rage \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791366527,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Pink Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791399295,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Pink Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791432063,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Coral Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791464831,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Coral Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791497599,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Alba Mint \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791530367,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Alba Mint \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791563135,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Rage \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791595903,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Rage \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791628671,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Pink Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791661439,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Pink Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791694207,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Coral Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791726975,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Coral Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791759743,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Alba Mint \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791792511,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Alba Mint \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791825279,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Rage \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791858047,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Rage \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791890815,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Pink Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791923583,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Pink Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175791956351,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Coral Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175791989119,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Coral Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175792021887,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Alba Mint \/ Soft","offer_id":58175792054655,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Alba Mint \/ Medium","offer_id":58175792087423,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Rage \/ Soft","offer_id":58175792120191,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Rage \/ Medium","offer_id":58175792152959,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Pink Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175792185727,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Pink Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175792218495,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Coral Embers \/ Soft","offer_id":58175792251263,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Coral Embers \/ Medium","offer_id":58175792284031,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Alba Mint \/ Soft","offer_id":58175792316799,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X Large \/ Alba Mint \/ Medium","offer_id":58175792349567,"sku":null,"price":90.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0967\/7806\/0159\/files\/Cephalopod_sRevenge6_1a65a893-93b4-423c-ad80-fca55a14dcff.png?v=1771434027"},{"product_id":"twisted-tentacles-platinum-silicone-fantasy-dildo-clearance","title":"TWISTED TENTACLES - 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