{"product_id":"uncle-bob","title":"UNCLE BOB - Platinum silicone Dildo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 115, 38);\"\u003eUNCLE B\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eOB IS BACK - THE CHUNKIEST DILDO MADE FOR BOUNCING ON\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 115, 38);\"\u003eFREE \u003c\/span\u003eJohn Thomas Toys® Life Time Warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(129, 115, 38);\"\u003eFREE \u003c\/span\u003eJohn Thomas® Storage Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk\/uncle-bob-silicone-dildo-from-john-thomas-toys.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Uncle Bob review | Joanne's Reviews\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eCLICK HERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk\/uncle-bob-silicone-dildo-from-john-thomas-toys.html?highlight=WyJ0b3lzIiwidG95cydzIiwidW5kZXIiLCJ0b3lzIHVuZGVyIl0=\" title=\"Read the Uncle Bob review\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e to read an independent review from Joanne's Reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!--StartFragment --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDildo \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge Ball Base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCut head with pronounced glands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVein texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChunky shaft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToo heavy for sex machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy for use with base or unaided\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Uncle Bob is a real treat for those craving a thick realistic toy! 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