Size Matters (And We’re Not Afraid to Say It)

A Playful Guide to John Thomas Toys Sizes

At John Thomas Toys, we know one universal truth: people like what they like. Some prefer a gentle hello. Others want a confident handshake. And some… well, some want the kind of greeting that requires a deep breath and a moment of mental preparation.

Whatever your style, we’ve got a size for you — and we’re not shy about talking about it!

You will find all our toys available in Small / Medium / Large / XLarge - but that doesn't mean all the small ones are the same size - for more information on this, read our blog here 

Small & Medium: The Friendly, Approachable Crowd

Let’s start with the sizes that say, “Hi, I’m here to make your day better, not rearrange your furniture.”

Our Small and Medium toys are perfect for:

• Beginners dipping their toes (or anything else) into the world of silicone pleasure
• Vaginal play, offering comfort, control, and a lovely introduction to new sensations
• Stretching, for those who enjoy gradually exploring more fullness
• Warm‑ups, because even seasoned adventurers appreciate a gentle start

Think of these sizes as the charming, polite guests at a dinner party. They’re delightful, they’re versatile, and they won’t overwhelm you before dessert.

Large & Extra‑Large: For Those Who Crave the Ultimate Experience

Now, let’s talk about the big ones — the toys that don’t just enter a room, they make an entrance.

Our Large and Extra‑Large sizes are crafted with anal play in mind. Why? Because many people enjoy the feeling of fullness, the slow stretch, and the deep, satisfying sensations that larger toys can offer. Keep an eye out, as some of our Extra-Large toys can be especially huge - so make sure to check the sizing of your chosen toy before placing your order!

These sizes are:

• Designed for gradual, controlled stretching
• Shaped with precision for comfort and safety
• Made from medical‑grade silicone to ensure smooth, stable play
• Perfect for those who love a challenge and know exactly what they want

If Small and Medium are dinner‑party guests, Large and Extra‑Large are the ones who show up with fireworks, a karaoke machine, and a story you’ll be telling for years.

Why We Specialise in Larger Toys

Some brands tiptoe around size.
We don’t.
We celebrate it.

There’s a whole community of people who crave bigger sensations, and creating large toys safely requires real craftsmanship. That’s why we use:

• Medical‑grade silicone (non‑porous, hypoallergenic, body‑safe)
• Copper moulds for stability and consistency
• Transparent Shore ratings (SR0, SR2, SR5) so you know exactly what you’re getting.

Bigger toys aren’t a gimmick for us — they’re our speciality.

A Journey, Not a Competition

Whether you’re starting with Small, loving Medium, or eyeing up the Extra‑Large with a “maybe one day…” grin, every size has its place.

Your pleasure journey is personal, and we’re here to support it — with honesty, humour, and the highest‑quality silicone you can get your hands on.

The Bottom Line

Small and Medium are perfect for beginners and vaginal play.
Large and Extra‑Large are crafted for anal enthusiasts who enjoy deeper, fuller sensations.

All of them are made with the same dedication to safety, quality, and pleasure.

At John Thomas Toys, we don’t just make toys — we make experiences.
And no matter the size you choose, we’re here to make sure it’s a good one.