ANGRY PRICK - Platinum Silicone Dildo - CLEARANCE

John Thomas Toys

ANGRY PRICK - Platinum Silicone Dildo - CLEARANCE

£24.00

£48.00

Size:

Small Medium Large X Large

Color:Gold

Firmness:

Soft Medium

Variant

CLEARANCE ITEMS DO NOT COME WITH FREE STORAGE BAGS OR LIFETIME WARRANTY

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Angry Prick is pure attitude carved into form — a design that radiates tension, power and barely contained fury. He’s the type who storms into a room, shoulders squared, jaw set, and dares anyone to stand in his way. You don’t handle Angry Prick. You brace yourself for him.

His silhouette is bold and uncompromising, built around a broad, bullnose top that makes its presence known the moment it appears. From there, the form melts to a gentler girth and barely any balls - he doesn't need them - he punches with his head.

There’s no softness in his personality — only purpose.
No hesitation — only forward momentum.
No apologies — ever.

Angry Prick is not here to be gentle. He’s here to dominate the space he occupies, to deliver a powerful, no‑nonsense experience for those who appreciate a design with real bite and real attitude.

Stability and Texture

Angry Prick stands well unaided in size Small. At larger sizes, due to the top-heaviness, it can become unstable.

This toy features a smooth surface texture throughout.

Dimensions

Specifications

(small) 8"

Overall length: 8.00 inches / 20.32 cm
Insertable length: 7.00 inches / 17.78 cm
Circumference (top of penis head): 7.08 inches / 18.00 cm
Circumference (below penis head): 7.87 inches / 20.00 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 6.69 inches / 17.00 cm
Circumference (base): 11.02 inches / 28.00 cm
Height (testicles): 0.75 inches / 1.94 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 550g / 1.21 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334957

(medium) 10"

Overall length: 10.00 inches / 25.40 cm
Insertable length: 9.00 inches / 22.86 cm
Circumference (top of penis head): 9.05 inches / 23.00 cm
Circumference (below penis head): 9.84 inches / 25.00 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 8.66 inches / 22.00 cm
Circumference (base): 14.17 inches / 36.00 cm
Height (testicles): 1.00 inches / 2.54 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 1100g / 2.42 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334964

(large) 12"

Overall length: 12.00 inches / 30.48 cm
Insertable length: 10.50 inches / 26.67 cm
Circumference (top of penis head): 9.84 inches / 25.00 cm
Circumference (below penis head): 11.41 inches / 29.00 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 10.62 inches / 27.00 cm
Circumference (base): 16.92 inches / 43.00 cm
Height (testicles): 1.50 inches / 3.81 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 1875g / 4.13 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334971

(X large) 14"

Overall length: 14.00 inches / 36.56 cm
Insertable length: 12.00 inches / 30.48 cm
Circumference (top of penis head): 11.41 inches / 29.00 cm
Circumference (below penis head): 14.17 inches / 36.00 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 12.20 inches / 31.00 cm
Circumference (base): 19.68 inches / 50.00 cm
Height (testicles): 2.00 inches / 5.08 cm
Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
*Weight: 3135g / 6.91 lbs (*variable)
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
CE, ROHS
Texture: Smooth
Colour: Black
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
John Thomas Toys® Faux velvet protective retail pouch (black)
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
GTIN: 5060714334988

What You Need to Know

All Toys are designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.

This toy is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.

Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone. Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC. Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non-porous, stain resistant and is incredibly durable.

Fusion colours are all unique pours and may differ from that pictured. The colour combinations are the same - but the appearance will always be unique. For example, if you order the GLAMOUR colour - the mix will always be pink, black and gold - but the appearance will not be identical to that pictured.

We use copper moulds to produce ultra-high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone mouldings. Whilst copper moulds are expensive to create, they create consistently high quality toys every time with perfect detailing and soft texture.

You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher, and being silicone, you may heat up or cool down the toy for added sensation.

*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.

NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large and heavy. Make sure you read the specifications tab carefully before ordering.