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ESSEX GEEZER Platinum Silicone Dildo

Sale price£60.00

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The Essex Geezer has earned a bit of a reputation — and rightly so. This loud‑and‑proud character is a firm favourite among customers who love a toy with attitude, swagger and a signature “pop” that’s talked about almost as much as the Geezer himself.

Its bold, protruding shape and exaggerated contours give it that unmistakable Essex flair, inspired by legendary tales of wild nights, big personalities and even bigger stories. This Geezer brings that same energy into your collection — cheeky, confident and full of mischief.

With its full, rounded form and a design that delivers a satisfyingly pronounced exit, The Essex Geezer is all about giving you that unforgettable, crowd‑pleasing moment it’s become famous for.

If you want a piece with charm, character and a bit of Essex mischief, the Essex Geezer is ready to show you a good time.