John Thomas Toys

ESSEX GEEZER - Platinum Silicone Dildo

Sale price£60.00

Size:

Small Medium Large X Large

Color:Pink Vibes

Pink Vibes Multicolor Black Naked Almond Blue Red Eclipse Sunset

Firmness:

Soft Medium

Variant

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NB: This toy is available in a hand poured technique called fusion. As such, each dildo in this colour is individual, and the colouring of each sex toy using this method are aesthetically different and bespoke.

The Essex Geezer has earned a bit of a reputation and rightly so. This loud‑and‑proud character is a firm favourite among customers who love a toy with attitude, swagger and a signature “pop” that’s talked about almost as much as the Geezer himself.

Its bold, protruding shape and exaggerated contours give it that unmistakable Essex flair, inspired by legendary tales of wild nights, big personalities and even bigger stories. This Geezer brings that same energy into your collection; cheeky, confident and full of mischief.

With its full, rounded form and a design that delivers a satisfyingly pronounced exit, The Essex Geezer is all about giving you that unforgettable, crowd‑pleasing moment it’s become famous for.

If you want a piece with charm, character and a bit of Essex mischief, the Essex Geezer is ready to show you a good time.

Stability and Texture

Stability
The Essex Geezer is a well formed fella holding weight centrally, giving him stability in all sizes

Texture
This sculpt includes:
- a soft‑style surface
- rounded, prominent contouring
- a full, girthy silhouette
- a bold, sculpted profile
Its design emphasises shape, presence, and distinctive character.

Dimensions

Specifications

SMALL – 9"

Overall height: 9" / 27.94 cm
Base height: 1.9" / 4.80 cm
Insertable length: 7.1" / 18.03 cm
Circumference (upper section): 8.6" / 21.80 cm
Circumference (mid‑shaft): 7.9" / 20.20 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 7.7" / 19.50 cm
Circumference (base): 14" / 35.50 cm
Weight: 998 g / 1 kg
Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
Texture: Skin
GTIN: 5060714332472

MEDIUM – 11"

Overall height: 11" / 27.94 cm
Base height: 2.4" / 6.00 cm
Insertable length: 8.6" / 21.84 cm
Circumference (upper section): 10.7" / 27.80 cm
Circumference (mid‑shaft): 9.8" / 24.70 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 9.3" / 23.30 cm
Circumference (base): 17" / 43.00 cm
Weight: 1820 g / 1.8 kg
Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
Texture: Skin
GTIN: 5060714332489

LARGE – 12.8"

Overall height: 12.8" / 32.70 cm
Base height: 2.8" / 7.00 cm
Insertable length: 10" / 25.40 cm
Circumference (upper section): 12.5" / 31.80 cm
Circumference (mid‑shaft): 11.5" / 29.30 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 11" / 28.00 cm
Circumference (base): 20.5" / 52.00 cm
Weight: 3020 g / 3 kg
Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
Texture: Skin
GTIN: 5060714332496

X‑LARGE – 14.5"

Overall height: 14.5" / 37.00 cm
Base height: 3.2" / 8.30 cm
Insertable length: 11.3" / 28.70 cm
Circumference (upper section): 14.5" / 37.00 cm
Circumference (mid‑shaft): 13.5" / 34.00 cm
Circumference (bottom of shaft): 13" / 33.00 cm
Circumference (base): 23.5" / 58.70 cm
Weight: 4610 g / 4.6 kg
Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
Texture: Skin
GTIN: 5060714332502

What You Need to Know

All Toys are designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.

This toy is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.

Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone. Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC. Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non-porous, stain resistant and is incredibly durable.

Fusion colours are all unique pours and may differ from that pictured. The colour combinations are the same - but the appearance will always be unique. For example, if you order the GLAMOUR colour - the mix will always be pink, black and gold - but the appearance will not be identical to that pictured.

We use copper moulds to produce ultra-high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone mouldings. Whilst copper moulds are expensive to create, they create consistently high quality toys every time with perfect detailing and soft texture.

You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher, and being silicone, you may heat up or cool down the toy for added sensation.

*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.

NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large and heavy. Make sure you read the specifications tab carefully before ordering.

Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
O Ring compatible
Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
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More Information

The Essex Geezer is a dildo designed for players who enjoy stretch. This huge rounded didio has pronounced contouring, offering a 'pop' on the way out. Based on its proportions, each size aligns with different experience levels:

Small (9") — New to Intermediate players

A compact height with a full, rounded profile.
Medium (11") — Intermediate to Expert players

Increased width and weight for those familiar with larger sculpted designs.
Large (12.8") — Expert players

A substantial size with a wide, prominent silhouette.
X‑Large (14.5") — Size enthusiastic players

A heavily scaled version intended for enthusiasts who prefer the most imposing dimensions.

Firmness Options

Soft (SR2) — Flexible and compressible, softening the feel of the sculpted contours.
Medium (SR5) — Firmer and more structured, enhancing the raised detailing.

Material

Crafted from 100% platinum‑cure silicone, offering: