ESSEX GEEZER - Platinum Silicone Dildo - CLEARANCE

Specifications

SMALL – 9"

• Overall height: 9" / 27.94 cm
• Base height: 1.9" / 4.80 cm
• Insertable length: 7.1" / 18.03 cm
• Circumference (upper section): 8.6" / 21.80 cm
• Circumference (mid‑shaft): 7.9" / 20.20 cm
• Circumference (bottom of shaft): 7.7" / 19.50 cm
• Circumference (base): 14" / 35.50 cm
• Weight: 998 g / 1 kg
• Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
• Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
• Texture: Skin
• GTIN: 5060714332472

MEDIUM – 11"

• Overall height: 11" / 27.94 cm
• Base height: 2.4" / 6.00 cm
• Insertable length: 8.6" / 21.84 cm
• Circumference (upper section): 10.7" / 27.80 cm
• Circumference (mid‑shaft): 9.8" / 24.70 cm
• Circumference (bottom of shaft): 9.3" / 23.30 cm
• Circumference (base): 17" / 43.00 cm
• Weight: 1820 g / 1.8 kg
• Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
• Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
• Texture: Skin
• GTIN: 5060714332489

LARGE – 12.8"

• Overall height: 12.8" / 32.70 cm
• Base height: 2.8" / 7.00 cm
• Insertable length: 10" / 25.40 cm
• Circumference (upper section): 12.5" / 31.80 cm
• Circumference (mid‑shaft): 11.5" / 29.30 cm
• Circumference (bottom of shaft): 11" / 28.00 cm
• Circumference (base): 20.5" / 52.00 cm
• Weight: 3020 g / 3 kg
• Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
• Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
• Texture: Skin
• GTIN: 5060714332496

X‑LARGE – 14.5"

• Overall height: 14.5" / 37.00 cm
• Base height: 3.2" / 8.30 cm
• Insertable length: 11.3" / 28.70 cm
• Circumference (upper section): 14.5" / 37.00 cm
• Circumference (mid‑shaft): 13.5" / 34.00 cm
• Circumference (bottom of shaft): 13" / 33.00 cm
• Circumference (base): 23.5" / 58.70 cm
• Weight: 4610 g / 4.6 kg
• Compatibility: Vac‑U‑Lock™ & O‑Ring
• Material: 100% Platinum Silicone
• Texture: Skin
• GTIN: 5060714332502

All Toys are designed & manufactured by John Thomas Toys®.

This toy is compatible with Vacuum dildo systems including the popular *Vac-U-Lock™ system.

Each of our dildos are individually hand crafted using the finest quality medical grade platinum silicone. Platinum silicone is a very expensive material to source costing more than four times the price of TPE or PVC. Platinum silicone is simply the best material to use in the production of dildos as it is body safe, non-porous, stain resistant and is incredibly durable.

Fusion colours are all unique pours and may differ from that pictured. The colour combinations are the same - but the appearance will always be unique. For example, if you order the GLAMOUR colour - the mix will always be pink, black and gold - but the appearance will not be identical to that pictured. When ordering MULTICOLOUR - this may be a fusion of ANY colour and we will not match the ones picture. This option is for those looking for a surprise.

We use copper moulds to produce ultra-high quality, detailed dildos - unlike many of our competitors who use cheap silicone mouldings. Whilst copper moulds are expensive to create, they create consistently high quality toys every time with perfect detailing and soft texture.

You may clean either by hand or in the dishwasher, and being silicone, you may heat up or cool down the toy for added sensation.

*NB: This adult toy is not a Vac-U-Lock™ product which is owned & licensed by Doc Johnson®.

NB: John Thomas® dildos are generally very large and heavy. Make sure you read the specifications tab carefully before ordering.

• Vac-U-Lock™ compatible
• O Ring compatible
• Material: 100% Platinum Silicone (FDA approved)
• Packaging: Factory shrink wrapped
• Available Firmness: Soft (shore rating A-15) or Medium (shore rating A-20)
• CE, ROHS

The Essex Geezer is a dildo designed for players who enjoy stretch. This huge rounded didio has pronounced contouring, offering a 'pop' on the way out. Based on its proportions, each size aligns with different experience levels:

• Small (9") — New to Intermediate players
  
  A compact height with a full, rounded profile.
• Medium (11") — Intermediate to Expert players
  
  Increased width and weight for those familiar with larger sculpted designs.
• Large (12.8") — Expert players
  
  A substantial size with a wide, prominent silhouette.
• X‑Large (14.5") — Size enthusiastic players
  
  A heavily scaled version intended for enthusiasts who prefer the most imposing dimensions.

Firmness Options

• Soft (SR2) — Flexible and compressible, softening the feel of the sculpted contours.
• Medium (SR5) — Firmer and more structured, enhancing the raised detailing.

Material

Crafted from 100% platinum‑cure silicone, offering:

• durability
• non‑porous structure
• hypoallergenic properties
• CE & RoHS compliance
• easy cleaning
• long‑lasting surface quality

Care & Cleaning

• Wash with warm water and mild soap
• For deeper cleaning, boil for 3 minutes (no mechanical parts)
• Allow to dry fully before storing
• Store separately from other silicone items
• Use with water‑based lubricants only

Compatibility

• Vac‑U‑Lock™ compatible
• O‑Ring compatible
• Suitable for display, collection, or sculpt‑focused setups

Packaging

Each Essex Geezer model arrives:

• factory shrink‑wrapped
• with a John Thomas Toys® faux‑velvet protective retail pouch (black)
• securely presented for storage or gifting